71% of small business owners say financial jargon is too complex.
So, with 1 in 4 West Ham United season ticket holders owning a small business, we helped to break down money jargon into the language of the fans; cockney rhyming slang.
We installed a 15ft pie and mash vending machine outside the London Stadium. Obviously.
Every pie became a cockney invitation, inviting fans to sign up for free one-on-one accountancy at The London Stadium.
1 in 4 WHU season ticket holders are small business owners.
Would you “Adam & Eve” (believe) it.
We know lining your “Lucy Lockett” (pocket) can be hard.
Yet, these Irons don’t “Darby & Joan” (moan)
Not even when they’re totally “Cream-Crackered” (knackered)
We believe that no hammers small business owner should ever find themselves “Coals and Coke” (broke)
Frankly, we’re “Scotch Mist” (pissed) with the financial jargon that contributes to 1 in 5 fan run small businesses sinking every single football season.
It’s “Marbles and Conkers” (bonkers)
So, we want to help with better “Lump of Ice” (advice)
To help fans better manage their “Cat and Cages” (wages) and “Bee’s Wax” (tax)
Because only a “Lump of School” (fool) would still do their yearly return with a bag of scrunched up receipts.
It’s time to get your “Rattle and Clank” (bank) in order.
So you have more in your “Sky Rocket” (pocket)
To pass onto your “Dustbin Lids” (kids)
Fortunes always hiding?
It’s time to grow your “Pie & Mash” (cash) with Quickbooks.
That’s massive for WHU small business owners.
Don’t let your small business dreams fade and die.
Hammers, sign up for free one on one accountancy at The London Stadium.